Jan 21

If you’re in sales, then you know that laughter creates a bond. It breaks down the barriers and makes the client more willing to not just listen but also buy. If you give gifts a client laughs at, not because they’re puny, but because they’re funny, you create a stronger bond. It’s hard to buy just the right gift for the special client. Most gifts a client gets are impersonal and bland. You need to be the person whose gifts clients love to receive.

 

In order to do this, you often have to find out what their interests are. If you give gifts around the client’s interest, they know you went out of your way to select something just right for them. Most good salesmen already include the passions of their clients in the client’s file. A good idea is to add whether the client is jovial, puritanical or likes a good joke. When you do this, you can give more creative gifts from a variety of sources. You open up the world of fun, gag gifts that are practical.

 

Pricing the gifts a client likes is often difficult. You don’t want to spend too much money, since it is inappropriate, unless they are your prime source of income, then groveling is allowed. You, however, don’t want to look cheap. Whatever you do, stay away from the fruitcake. They often find themselves as doorstops on hot summer days. You can keep the budget within range and still find a great gift when you listen to the client.

 

Let’s say that your client is a fisherman, gardener, outdoorsman or biker. There are a plethora of gifts from which to select, some mundane, some interesting and some just plain wacky.  Find a website that revolves around their interests. If your client is a biker, there is one site that offers reasonably priced gifts. The gifts are funny and yet not really gag gifts since they are very practical items. Many of them do not designate that they’re for motorcycle riders, so you can use them for other options. The site is www.shtuffforbikers.com and it’s filled with clever and humorously packaged useful items.  If your client is a biker, but the kind that you pedal not fill with gas, the gifts are also appropriate.

 

Picture giving your client a bottle of “Old Fart Spray” and watch his reaction. At first his eyes will grow wide as he reads the bottle and begins to laugh. This spray is for achy muscles. If the client is like most people, he’ll really appreciate the quality natural ingredients in the product.

 

Most of the recipients that love a good laugh will use any excuse to introduce the bottle of “Old Fart Spray” in public. When they do, your name always comes up. Even the most reluctant person to give referrals finds that unwittingly, they give your name out to other potential clients. This method of prospecting is so much better than buying an almost useless list of people. You prospect with gifts a client loves and he’s happy enough with it to mention your name. That’s all you need to do to get in the door of the next prospect and make gifts a client receives work for you on two levels.

 

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Jan 21

Have you been looking for that inexpensive business gift? 

That gift for the client, coworker, employee, or boss you know well!

That perfect gift that is a little funny but a very usuable gift!

Are they always looking for their reading glasses?

 

The perfect gift; Bifocal Sunglasses for under $20

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Jan 31

My sister called this morning very upset because her apartment has flooded. She lives with her partner in a very nice apartment in the city on the 34th floor. By no means is this a cheap place to rent.
This morning she hopped out of bed and stepped into ankle deep water, her apartment is all on the same level so every room was flooded with about 8cms of water. She is lucky that she didn’t have electrical cords on the floor or she would have been electrocuted. Her lounges are ruined, the wooden furniture is water logged and all the gifts she has bought for Christmas were on the floor under the Christmas tree. The body corporate temporarily moved them into another vacant apartment in the complex but there is no furniture and her toiletries and clothes are in her flooded apartment.
My sister is renting and has no contents insurance unfortunately.
She said that she overheard the manager speaking to a plumber and apparently there is some kind of fault behind the washing machine and this is the 3rd time this has happened, the apartment would not be more than 10 years old.
Is there anything she can do? Can she sue the owners or body corporate?

This happened in QLD, Australia.
oops. Sorry, I meant 4th floor.

If she is on the 34th floor, the flood didn’t happen from weather. If the problem is the fault of the landlord, she can try suing for damages, but she may find out she should have had renters insurance

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Jan 31

I am a realtor and was wondering if it against the law or unethical for me to give prior clients gifts(gift cards, etc..) if they refer someone they know to me to be their realtor? Is it okay to let prior clients know this upfront? "Any clients that you refer to me I will buy you dinner"

It can be considered a violation of HUD RESPA, Section 8.

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Jan 31

im going to a christening were there are 160 people invited. i want an unusual gift idea but im stumped! so any ideas yahoo?

Something silver and something engraved. That is the right and proper that the child shall cherish forever.

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Jan 31

Well i wanna buy something online with my Visa gift card.
But it requires First and LAst name.
And on the visa card, i only see All-Access Customer instead of where regularly you would see first and last name.

Can i use all-access-customer as last/first name or will i get banned for frauding?

You have to put down whatever is on the card. That should be how it is recorded with the credit card provider. I have never heard of All Access Customer. Sounds like a goof at the credit card company and I would get it fixed. Let me know if this does not work.

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Jan 31

My boyfriend’s Dad is retiring this week.
I want to get him something nice because he and my boyfriend’s Mom have me over for dinner a lot, and have taken me to concerts and such with the family.
We are going to a pricey steakhouse and it is going to be somewhat formal.
He is an outdoorsy type and is retiring from the Government.

Ask your boyfriend for help — take advantage of his insider knowledge on what his dad likes. I'm sure he'd be able to give you some hints. If he likes outdoorsy stuff, if there's a camping store or Bass Pro shop or something like that around your area, you may be able to find something really cool there that he would like.

**ADD**
The main thing here is NOT the gift, but the thought — and the card or sentiment that goes with it. Maybe you could get him a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods or Bass Pro or some other "outdoorsy" type store in your area. That way he could have fun shopping for stuff he likes. BUT make sure the card you give him with it is thoughtful, sentimental and personal. Be sure to put a personal written note in it as well and tell him how much you appreciate him including you in the family. Believe me, THAT will mean the world to him.

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Jan 30

4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich; he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas.

The second guy said, 'Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift.'

The third man said: 'Well, that is terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer,started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulate each other just as the fourth returned from the rest room and asked: 'What
are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons … What about your son?'The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'That's a shame .. what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'Nah, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

My laugh goes on and on and on and on and on…….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU DO THE REST :)

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Jan 30

My brother is 30 in a few weeks and have no idea what to get him. He is a very outdoors person and environmentally friendly! For recent birthday we have exhausted ideas like adopting animals etc but just need an unusual present idea. Any ideas much appreciated!

Found this, Should be helpful:

Gifts according to your sign:
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Active Aries is always looking for ways to stay in shape, particularly during the holiday season… so athletic equipment is usually a good choice. People born under this sign are also fond of the color red, so a cranberry scarf or a scarlet hat could win their favor. If romance is in the air, let Aries know that you put his or her needs first. Buy tickets for two to a sporting event you loathe… or a CD by an artist you can't stand… to win big points with your favorite Ram.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus appreciates any gift that appeals to his or her sensual side. A box of gourmet chocolates, a richly colored tapestry or a soft cashmere blanket are all great options for Bulls. This sign also enjoys having money to play with, so a gift certificate to their favorite store is a welcome option. Always remember that quality is more important than quantity – Taurus would rather have a small bottle of expensive cologne than a carafe of the cheap stuff.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Quick-witted Geminis enjoys gifts that appeal to their sizable intellects. A challenging book is always welcome, as is a magazine subscription. This sign rules the hands, so some scented hand lotion or a sparkling ring might delight. Geminis also love to entertain, so a set of glassware might fit the bill. If you want to splurge on a special Twin, give them the latest cell phone or PDA, so they can keep in touch with their gazillion friends.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Sentimental Cancer loves gifts that have personal meaning. Handmade items always delight, whether it's a finger painting, angora sweater or mincemeat pie. This sign also has a special affinity for silver – a monogrammed hand mirror or picture frame would be very well received. Since Crabs have an affinity for liquids of all kinds, a special bottle of wine, a fancy cappuccino maker or a shiny tea kettle are also good possibilities. And don't forget that these Moon children love the domestic arts – a cookbook specializing in comfort food is another sure winner.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Lions love gifts that make them look and feel terrific. Hair accessories, cosmetics and grooming items are all good choices for this image-conscious sign. Leos love drama, and enjoy presents that involve a bit of flair. Opera tickets, gold jewelry or animal print lingerie are right up this cat's alley. Leos also love to gamble, so a sheaf of lottery tickets or a weekend getaway to the casino could make them purr with delight. When shopping for clothing, remember that Lions have a special affinity for red, gold and purple.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgins love practical gifts…so avoid dust-catching baubles. A bread-making machine or a power drill would be equally welcome. These folks are also known to pride themselves on their impeccable appearance. Scented soaps, lotions and shampoos made by an earth-friendly company might be just the ticket. Virgos are also incredibly organized and might appreciate a good watch or a leather-bound date book. Or try a health-conscious basket of organic foodstuffs.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Librans have a special affinity for music, and always appreciate a good CD to add to their voluminous collection. If you want to do something really special for a Libran friend, splurge on a two concert tickets – this sign hates to do anything alone. Born beneath the sign of the scales, they also need plenty of balance in their lives, so a pair of candlesticks or bookends might appeal. If you're still stumped for ideas, have a lavish bouquet of red roses delivered accompanied by a loving handwritten note.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpions are secretive by nature and enjoy gifts that obscure their appearance in some way. A pair of designer sunglasses, a filmy scarf or a slouchy hat are all great choices for this sign. These mystery-lovers also enjoy moody, atmospheric stories. A collection of film noirs on DVD are sure to go over well with your favorite Scorpion. The rumors concerning this sign's sexual appetite are happily true, so seductive lingerie would get plenty of use. Since Scorpions also like to get beneath the surface; a gift certificate for a deep-cleansing facial will be appreciated.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
As far as Archers are concerned, half the fun of getting gifts is ripping them open! If Sag doesn't like a present, though, he or she will tell you outright. Avoid awkward scenes this holiday season by giving this outdoor enthusiast some camping equipment. Hiking boots or a water-proof parka would also be appropriate. These animal lovers adore any gift associated with their pets. A calendar filled with pictures of dogs or horses is sure to elicit a big smile. Finally, you can always feed this sign's wanderlust with a comprehensive atlas.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Career-oriented Capricorn always enjoys gifts that will boost their job status. A leather laptop carrier or monogrammed briefcase would be welcome. Contrary to popular belief, though, Goats aren't all work and no play. This sign is blessed with a wicked sense of humor, so try the BBC's "The Office" series on DVD. Capricorns also love luxurious presents they'd never buy for themselves, like a silk bathrobe.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You never know what this unpredictable sign will be doing from moment to moment – one week it's skydiving and the next it's yoga! Still, this quirky sign always appreciates technological gadgets, whether it's an all-region DVD player or an iPod Nano. If you'd like to choose something a little more personal, why not make a photo album detailing all of your exploits with the Water-Bearer? Aquarius may not show it, but they harbor a special fondness for their friends. Still stumped for ideas? A basket filled with brand new socks is both weird and practical enough for this sign, which rules the ankles.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
These mystics love gifts of all kinds, but especially ones that help them escape the harsh realities of life. A bottle of champagne, a kaleidoscope or a book of fairy tales will appeal to your Fishy friends. And because Pisces is a Water sign, it's a good bet they'll appreciate bath salts, foaming cleansers and shower gels. If you'd like to give something really special, a digital camera will make a bit hit with this natural-born photographer. Looking for a romantic gift? Choose a gilt-edged volume of love poetry.

Cheers!

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Jan 30

The Sharper Imagine stores came with a new policy for Customer Gift Card & Merchandise Certificate Policy. I have a $100 Merchandise Certificate that I tried to use yesterday and they told me I would have to spend and extra $100 if I want to redeem my credit.
Even though they filed for Bankruptcy, is that legal to force your costumer that have already paid for a product to spend more money?
I really would like to use my certificate toward a merchandise they have.I went there and they told me to expend the double in other to get the pillow.

They cannot force you to spend more money, but they do not have to accept the certificate otherwise. You have the option not to redeem the certificate at all. You can file with the bankruptcy court as an unsecured creditor owed $100. You may eventually get the $100 back (probably not).

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